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Official Campaign Portrait
“Because someone has to sort this kingdom out.”
Meet Nanny Plom
Nanny Plom is a highly experienced magical organiser, spell-caster,
jelly supervisor, royal babysitter, and fixer of problems that were
probably caused by elves. She believes Britain needs firm leadership,
emergency cupcakes, and a wand in every cabinet meeting.
The Plomifesto
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Free Cake Fridays
Every citizen receives one slice of cake. Two if they say please.
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Magic for Public Services
Queues will be shortened using sensible spells and mild impatience.
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Odd Socks Legalised
No one should be judged for chaotic laundry choices.
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Frog Protection Act
All frogs must be treated as potential royalty until proven otherwise.
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Castles for Everyone
Or at least a really impressive blanket fort.
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Elf Control
Elves may continue building things, but only after reading the instructions.
Latest Speech
“My fellow fairies, elves, humans, frogs, and suspiciously talking animals:
it is time for sensible magic, better snacks, and fewer silly ideas from
people wearing tiny hats. Vote Plom. Or I shall be very cross.”
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